偶和偶MM之“还你钵盂”

偶和偶MM之“还你钵盂”

今晚心血来潮又用短信骚扰了偶MM一次。

“纪念被你剥削的口缸/一天你在X大的石桌子上吃饭/吃完了还小憩了一会儿/醒来后却发现一次性饭盒里还多了几毛钱/从此口缸和我生死两茫茫/5555”

过了一会儿,偶MM电话来到,偶估计怕是偶MM又要埋怨偶弄她口水横飞,影响了其淑女形象,“喂。”

“你在哪里?”

“搞么呢?”

“还你钵盂!我没有剥削你口缸,只是用了你的钵盂,忘记了还你而已……”

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