偶和偶MM之操作系统观

偶和偶MM之操作系统观

偶MM经常语出惊人,不过还好只是在偶面前如此。不然,不知道偶MM会不会搞出什么经典笑话来。

那天,偶MM在看杂志的时候,有句话是这么说的,“对于男人来说,情人在左,美女在右,所以男人只晓得左顾右盼。”

偶放下杂志对偶说:“伯母在后,我在前,情人在左,美女在右,你本来应该坐在后面向前看的,谁晓得你一天就左顾右盼,是不是?”

偶想了想:“你别乱讲嘎,伤感情呢。”

“我哪里乱讲了,你本来就是xp在后,vista在前,Linux在左,Mac OS X在右,一天就左眺右看的,想想也一定是这样对我的。”

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